Just Passing Through

Collected some of the funnier faces I captured on camera this...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:39:58 -0400

Collected some of the funnier faces I captured on camera this weekend of the cutest niece ever!

ladyknight27: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the...

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:36:17 -0400

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you.”

Except you stumble halfway through because you still don’t remember to say “And with your spirit.”

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:33:54 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

AU: future Game of Thrones Arya only had one thing in her mind...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:56:35 -0400

AU: future Game of Thrones

Arya only had one thing in her mind as battle raged around her: protect her sister. With Jon at the wall, Bran in Oldtown, and Rickon in Riverrun, Arya was the only Stark left to protect Sansa.

Her sister had wanted to come out to fight, but Arya had strictly refused. Sansa was fit for ruling not fighting, and that was why she had become the Queen of the North while Arya had taken the position of Lady Commander of her Queensguard.

Nymeria howled, calling Arya’s attention to the enemy bannermen making their way toward Winterfell’s walls. “Archers, fire!” Arya commanded.

They must not reach the Queen. They must not reach Sansa.

Little Buffy Things: Doppelgängland // Tabula Rasa Willow’s...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:28:00 -0400

Little Buffy Things: Doppelgängland // Tabula Rasa

Willow’s “kinda gay”.

thenita: [x] For stain…..

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:15:41 -0400

thenita:

[x]

For stain…..

Have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying: dualpaperbags: And just imagine Myka bringing H.G. to the bookstore...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:41:27 -0400

Have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying: dualpaperbags: And just imagine Myka bringing H.G. to the bookstore...:

dualpaperbags:

And just imagine Myka bringing H.G. to the bookstore because Helena wants to court her the proper way, the Victorian way, and so she introduces herself to Myka’s father as Helena, and Myka tries not to say it and she’s on her tip-toes because she shouldn’t just blurt stuff…

WAITING FOR THE CENTRIFUGE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:59:19 -0400

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: Amanda

"Dear awful people, gather ‘round, because Mama’s got something important to say. Knock it the hell..."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:58:47 -0400

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Dear awful people, gather ‘round, because Mama’s got something important to say.

Knock it the hell off. Stop making queer people in hetero relationships feel uncomfortable in queer spaces. Stop contributing to bi invisibility by insisting that queer girls who date boys are “straight now.” Stop acting like the person someone dates today negates the entire rest of their sexual and romantic history. Stop pressuring bisexual people back into the closet by ignoring the reality of their identities. Stop treating sexual orientation as an either/or. Stop policing other people’s sexuality. Stop being just as bad as the conservatives who ostracize people for being gay. We’re supposed to be the good guys, remember?

”

- Ask A Queer Chick, The Hairpin

A-fucking-men.

(via jenandtonic)

Seriously. The amount of hostility in my local queer/gay community for bisexual folks is astounding. Because I’ve been involved with men and women doesn’t mean I’m a slut, or a frivolous person, or that I’m any less than anyone else in the bar.

(via sadpearonmars)

annakendrickdaily: Anna Kendrick ‘Cups’ Music Video

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:43:10 -0400

annakendrickdaily:

Anna Kendrick ‘Cups’ Music Video

adventuresinslumberland: gingerkingdreaming: thegoddamazon: dr...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:32:15 -0400

adventuresinslumberland:

gingerkingdreaming:

thegoddamazon:

dragonsplash:

blaze-ferrari:

Evolution Simplified

This photoset should be required reading for every citizen.

FINALLY

This so much. If I had a dollar for every time some asshat said he wasn’t a fucking monkey, I’d be rich.

HOPE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THIS

dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:18:39 -0400

dancemommamaniac:

I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY

This is why you need to be more careful.

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:33:14 -0400

This is why you need to be more careful.

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Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:29:11 -0400

winterinthetardis: nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:48:08 -0400

winterinthetardis:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:22:04 -0400

My nickname is Lamb. One of the great stories in mythology is...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:06:09 -0400

My nickname is Lamb. One of the great stories in mythology is of the lion and the lamb. I think if you can strive to be a blend of those two things—soft and ferocious, sensitive and courageous—you are blessed. I learned the balance from my parents. I live it as best as I can.

brigwife: silentmiracles: themetalhead: there are smart people who believe in a higher power there...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:57:18 -0400

brigwife:

silentmiracles:

themetalhead:

there are smart people who believe in a higher power

there are smart people who don’t believe in anything

there are idiots who believe in a higher power

there are idiots who don’t believe in anything

a person’s level of intelligence is not dictated by their view on religion

soratane: "I won't leave without you." Making my contribution...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:54:59 -0400

soratane:

"I won't leave without you."
Making my contribution to SaLara because of the Solari pun.

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:10:48 -0400